It’s like using a Ferrari to mow your lawn. Stylus control is just weird in a platformer you can move too freely, compared to D-pad and buttons. Simple rainbow platform fun has given way to some horribly frustrating pseudo-platformer where you drag your guy around the screen using the stylus.
Except it’s not one of those good revolutions I enjoyed hearing about at school, which gave the world agricultural independence or trains. Classic platform action just what I need. I try Rainbow Islands Revolution instead. Luckily, they don’t work, so the financial wellbeing of the video games industry remains intact, along with my legacy. I have no idea how they got in there because obviously I, Dominik Diamond, would never have anything to do with video game piracy.
You could fit 50 of them on a tiny micro-SD chip. Then I spy gold: the R4 Revolution and Acekard 2! These were special cartridges, bought from mythical, far off lands, that could play illegally downloaded copies of DS games.
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